Tuesday, December 31, 2013

JUST CLICK IT :3

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

heh

eBAY

Dont touch it or else...

The lies became the truth XD

Dad:I want u to marry a girl of my choice
Son:No
Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son:Then ok
Dad goes to Bill Gates
Dad:I want your daughter to marry my son
Bill Gates:No
Dad:My son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates:Then ok
Dad goes 2 the president of the World Bank..
Dad:Apoint my son as CEO of your bank
President:No!
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates
President:Then ok!
This Is BUSINESS

Facebook

HAHAHAHA

Kill it!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Instagram ( advertisment )

if you have instagram follow me my username is Dad_saysimthefuture_millionare

Friday, May 3, 2013

NO!

funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions, funny animals

STRANGER!

funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions, funny animals

please?

funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions, funny animals

day 46

funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions, funny animals

dont these get tired?

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

Lets get you home

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

Day 21

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

I GOT THE MOVES

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

Doing my best

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

i will fear no evil

30 Funny animal captions - part 10, funny memes, funny animal memes, animal pictures with captions

I graded your homework

i come from a world

AT DAWN

both ways

NOMNOMNOM

I know that trick already >:D

Heyyyyyy!

Thats not a black snake T_T

Faggot

isn't wet

WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE!

Dont care

Penguin pose!

WHY

God dang it

I didn't eat it!

Its physics dude

About 0 pounds

It will

Chill out

Walking a fish

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The fallen(exclusive)

I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
And that was when I ruled the land

It was the zombies and Skeleton
destroyed the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by the streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Saint peter calls my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land

GET ON THE SWAN ALREADY

asleep*ZZZZzzzZZZZzzz

seat taken

U MAD BRO?

Wait what?

Jazz hands!

Goofy!

Rabbit or Dog? O_o

HES ROCKING ROLLING